Winehouse Is A Dud Under The Mistletoe, And Men Would Do The Un-Thinkable To Avoid The Xmas Crush

Amy Winehouse’s fall from grace seems to keep on coming. This Christmas season, the troubled singer not only finds herself with a jailbird husband and a string of cancelled tour dates, but a Nuts TV nationwide poll conducted amongst men aged 16 – 34 has now revealed that Winehouse is the least favourite girl to pucker up with under the mistletoe this year. Amy topped Nuts TV’s poll with a landslide 48% of the vote. One celeb who should be filled with festive cheer this year is Keira Knightley who was judged the girl men would most like to take to their Christmas Party.

Christmas spirit seems to be in short supply this year amongst the men of Britain who have spoken out on their hatred of Christmas shopping. Whilst recent research showed that women prefer Shopping to sex, Nuts TV revealed that rather than spend the day in the Xmas shopping crush, men would be prepared to do a string of unthinkable acts including giving up sex and beer for a week, cleaning the house for a month, driving a pink banger and even wearing their rival teams kit on a match day.

Nuts TV has recently launched its Man Time nationwide campaign highlighting that every night between 9pm and 1am is Man Time. The nationwide poll was conducted to support the campaign and was designed to research what constitutes the ideal Man Time as well as gain an insight into the things men love most including girls, sport and comedy. To coincide with the campaign Nuts TV will be incorporating a Man Time editorial strand into the channel from Monday 10th December.

Q1 Which comedian from the list below would you most like to see give an alternative Queens speech at Christmas?

1. Peter Kaye – 25.60%
2. Lee Evans – 18.3%
3. Lenny Henry – 18.60%
4. Jimmy Carr – 10%
5. Ricky Gervais – 8.60%
6. Russell Brand – 9.30%
7. Eddie Izzard – 5.10%
8. Jack Dee – 5.40%
9. Frank Skinner – 3.40%
10. Ross Noble – 2.70%

Q2 Which of these girls would you most like to take to your office Christmas party? (If you were to have a Christmas Party)

1. Keira Knightley – 23.60%
2. Kelly Brook – 22.50%
3. Gemma Atkinson from “I’m a Celebrity” – 15.30%
4. Kate Moss – 9.60%
5. Cheryl Cole – 8.8%
6. Leona Lewis – 7.30%
7. Lucy Pinder – 5.90%
8. Victoria Beckham – 3.10%
9. Amy Winehouse – 2.71%
10. Chanelle from “Big Brother” – 1.30%

Q3 Which of these girls would you LEAST like to kiss under the mistletoe?

1. Amy Winehouse – 48%
2. Victoria Beckham – 24.60%
3. Chanelle (Big Brother) – 13.40%
4. Kate Moss – 4.90%
5. Keira Knightley – 2.30%
6. Lucy Pinder – 1.70%
7. Leona Lewis – 1.70%
8. Kelly Brook – 1.60%
9. Gemma Atkinson from “I’m a Celebrity” – 1.10%
10. Cheryl Cole – 0.60%

Q4 Which sports personality from the list below would you MOST like to invite to Christmas dinner?

1. David Beckham – 23.90%
2. Lewis Hamilton – 19.40%
3. Jonny Wilkinson – 13.80%
4. Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff – 13.10%
5. John Terry – 7.9%
6. Steve Redgrave – 6.50%
7. Wayne Rooney – 6.50%
8. Rodney Marsh – 3.50%
9. Theo Walcott – 2.70%
10. Andy Murray – 2.60%

Q5 Imagine that your partner is at their office Christmas party giving you space to indulge in some “Man Time” – what would be your ideal night in?

1. Getting your mates round with a crate of beer – 26.80%
2. All night games console session – 22.7%
3. Action Movie and a pizza – 12.30%
4. Watching Football all night – 12.20%
5. Playing poker with the boys – 11.20%
6. Watching TV with full control of the remote – 6.20%
7. None of the above – 8.70%

Q6 If your partner was at their Christmas party and you knew for certain you wouldn’t get caught, which of the following would you like to try?

1. Watch a porn movie – 33.50%
2. Have a candlelit bath with candles and bubbles – 11.90%
3. Invite another girl around for a romantic evening – 11.80%
4. Read girly magazines – Heat, Closer etc. – 9.30%
5. Go through their emails – 9.20%
6. Cook naked and leave the washing up – 8.70%
7. Watch a chick flick – 6.60%
8. Go online shopping with your partner’s credit card 5.60%
9. Try on partner’s underwear – 3.90%
10. Try on partners make-up – 2.80%
11. None of the above – 37.90

Q7 Which of the following would you be prepared to do rather than being dragged Christmas shopping for the day with your partner.

1. Go without beer for a week – 38.6%
2. Do all the cleaning in the house for a month – 19.40%
3. Go without sex for a week – 17.50%
4. Spend the day baking Christmas food with your whole family – 13.60%
5. Drive a pink clapped out car for a week – 13.50%
6. Only eat vegetables for a week – 11.70%
7. Spend New Year’s Eve watching TV with your in-laws – 10.70%
8. Only eat vegetables for a week 11.70%
9. Dress up as a woman to go to your local pub for the night – 8.30%
10. Kiss your partner’s grandma on the lips – 4.90%
11. Walk around in your rival team’s football kit on the day your team are playing – 5.1%
12. None of the above – 28.80%